A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to …
(Sưu tầm) My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. “Oh, we returned the piano.” said My Dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead.” “How come?” …
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.” (sưu tầm)
Jill complained to Nina, “Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.” “Well,” replied Nina in a hurt tone, “I told her not to tell you I told her.” “Oh dear!” sighed Jill. “Well, don’t tell her I told you that she told me.” (sưu tầm)
A guy and his wife are driving a car along a twisty road with a 55MPH limit. Cop pulls the guy over. “Had you going about 70 in 55 back there,” says the cop. “Not me,” says the guy, “Could be your radar picked up someone else or something, but my speedometer was set right on 55.” Wife pipes …
